The Oversized Sherpa Blanket Hoodie is a wearable blanket with an enormous hood, made in four sizes from baby to adult so the whole family can have the same one. Sherpa on the inside, plush fleece on the outside, and cut deliberately far too big. It is the thing everyone ends up fighting over on the sofa.
What makes it different
Sherpa lining, plush fleece outer. The nubbly sherpa traps warm air against you and the fleece outside stays smooth, so it heats up in about a minute and then holds it.
A hood big enough to use as a pillow. It is deep and thickly padded, so it covers your head, ears and neck, and folds down into something you can actually lie on.
One oversized front pocket. Big enough for both hands, a phone and the remote, which is most of what anyone needs from an evening.
Four sizes, baby through adult. Baby, Kid, Adult Short and Adult Long, in the same six patterns, so a family photo in matching ones is an option rather than a stunt.
Six patterns, including a Halloween one. Panda, Astronaut, Shark, Dinosaur and Penguin for the rest of the year, plus a glowing jack o lantern print for October that works as a whole family costume without anyone having to get into a costume.
Almost no sizing to get wrong. It is oversized by design, so within each size range the fit is forgiving. The only real choice for grown ups is whether you want it to the knee or to the ankle.
Machine washable. Cold, gentle, and skip the fabric softener, which is the one thing that flattens sherpa.
Why matching sizes actually matter
Most blanket hoodies are made in one adult size, which means the child who wants one gets a grown up version that drags on the floor and swallows them. Four graded sizes means the baby one is actually baby shaped, the kid one fits a kid, and the adult comes in two lengths. It is the difference between a novelty photo and something everyone wears all winter.
Size guide
Baby (XS): 23.6 in (60 cm) long, 19.7 in (50 cm) bust, 15.7 in (40 cm) sleeve. Suits heights 31 to 43 in.
Kid (S): 29.5 in (75 cm) long, 53 in (135 cm) waist, 18.5 in (47 cm) sleeve. Suits heights 47 to 63 in.
Adult Short (L): 35.4 in (90 cm) long, 63 in (160 cm) waist, 21.3 in (54 cm) sleeve. Sits around the knee.
Adult Long (XL): 55 in (140 cm) long, 63 in (160 cm) waist, 25.2 in (64 cm) sleeve. Reaches the ankle.